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Spring Fling


1. A casual relationship between two persons who are usually attracted to one another. This can involve puppy love, sex, or perhaps just “hooking up.” The common “spring fling” can refer to a fling that takes place during the named season (Spring is when many animals mate). 

2. Spring Fling can also refer to a colligate dance held at a few American universities (i.e. Tufts University and the University of Pennsylvania).
1. “Did you hook up with anyone during your trip to Mexico, Sandy?” 
“Sort of. I met this really sweet guy and we spent a lot of time together.” 
“Sounds serious… are you guys going to get married?” 
“Quit teasing, Barbara, it was just a little spring fling.” 

2. “Are you going to the Spring Fling at Penn this year, Carl?” 
“Nah. It’s just a bunch of bros giving out free hotdogs.” 
Opening the door for my girlfriend

Opening the door for my girlfriend

Anonymous
asks:
why am i a contributing factor in a LOT of your blog posts but remain "the friend i was with"

I am your secret admirer, except it’s not a secret

Some poetry instead of study

A Haiku explaining me

Alex is quite nice

he sometimes says the wrong things

but he isn’t mean

Please look after my stuff

I need to go to the loo

so I’m leaving my things with you

Please keep an eye out

that it’s not stolen by that girl scout

or anyone else while I poo

Reasons why I might fail exam

I spent my afternoon writing poems 

in my head the test can go blow ‘em

Although my rhymes turned to smut

as the window for study slammed shut

now when asked for the answers I won’t know ‘em

more to come