Spring Fling
I am your secret admirer, except it’s not a secret
A Haiku explaining me
Alex is quite nice
he sometimes says the wrong things
but he isn’t mean
Please look after my stuff
I need to go to the loo
so I’m leaving my things with you
Please keep an eye out
that it’s not stolen by that girl scout
or anyone else while I poo
Reasons why I might fail exam
I spent my afternoon writing poems
in my head the test can go blow ‘em
Although my rhymes turned to smut
as the window for study slammed shut
now when asked for the answers I won’t know ‘em
more to come